Gingeriffic!

br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

grumpygandalf:

commander-cosmo:

petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch

make hank green find the thing

Okay, so my mom and I are looking after my aunt and uncle’s cat while they’re gone, and he likes to go outside.

He made a beeline for the sliding glass door like he really wanted to go out, so I opened the door and he darted out…

Except the screen was still in the way and he RAN RIGHT INTO IT AND LEFT A NOSEPRINT. It was like watching an accordion fold up and then bounce backwards.

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

when you feel you have lost everything, you still have

dearscience:

• books
• unexpected kindness in strangers
• the rest of the world to travel
• languages to learn
• animals to take care of
• volunteer work to do
• the power of a good night’s rest
• the changing of seasons
• infinite things to learn
• billions of people to meet and possibly love
• billions of people who might love you back

When I forget a line to a Disney song…

disneyismyescape:

disneymydarling:

accurate

hetakiosk:

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this